Monday, September 29, 2008

ahh yujia CONCENTRATE!
Engrish photo of a handicapped sign that says deformed man


Engrish photo of a sign that says For your safety, please observe the rule of going up and down


Engrish photo of a sign that says Stolen Virginity



Engrish photo of two trash cans that say recycling unrecycling



Engrish photo of a sign that says Please wash your hands passengers  Please step on the cock for water



Engrish picture of a sign that says only 50 cent is enough to feel the magic atmosphere



Engrish photo of a sign that says f*ck goods f*ck



Engrish photo of a sign that says please don't flash the octopus

YAY MAN I'M ADDICTED TO THIS. train abs mann.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

WAY TO GO MAN, SINGAPORE!!
yay can't wait for F1 tonight!
Dont be edible

Do it at the beach!
Please do not rush into the train as it is dangerous

If you are stolen


ass pudding

beware of slippy

fall into water carefully


Only for piss

Civilized Urinating


Crap Meat Pasta


Maleman


F*CK TO ADJUST THE AREA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

Saturday, September 27, 2008



mann i'm soo pissed at the butchy teachers i played a couple of punch your teacher/pal and whack your boss games.
very nice.




i've a new penpal! philipp i think(: yayy cool.

went for lunch with a-man-duh today and talked about alot of stuff(:we were being superr retarded during tll and i got sort of 'scolded' by the freaking pms-sy teacher hmph. and i learnt that amanda lies without blinking mann pro! she got her pepper lunch (whatever that is!) and went to cold storage for water after that. on a random note, i don't like people with short legs and yes amanda you probably know what i'm talking about(:

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA REPLY? I'M NOT GONNA WAIT ANYMORE MAN.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.

distressing! <3

Monday, September 22, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZERLINE!!!!

yay thanks for being such a GREAT and FUNNAYE friend for the past 1 year and 9+ months(: heh good thing you got your hamster yea!
Z- zonky
E- eeeeerrtating(: HAHA no la. uhm, enriching? enthusiastic? whateverrr(:
R- RETARDED(duhhhhh)
L- little
I- itsy-bytsy
N- naughty(: anything but nice!
E- ehhhh,

FANTASTIC!

haha have a great day dear!

cheers, yujia

Thursday, September 18, 2008


YAY I'M FINALLY UPDATING AGAIN. lalala i really haven't got time to keep this alive mann. anyway, I LIKE CONFUCIUS HE'S SO SMARTTT AND COOOOL. yea man. though i don't understand everything he says in the cheeeem chinese but i'm trying to!

i'm sure i'll succeed. i know this girl who's like the 86th descendent of confucius. hmph unfairr.
i like it when he strokes his beard. i think i'll grow a beard too!
oh nooooo it's abi's birthday tmr and i haven't gotten her anything): hah a belated one then!
okay bye it's super late now 10.35 have to sleep already.
i miss you:(

Wednesday, September 3, 2008




Your Issue Profile: 24% Obama, 76% McCain



When it gets down to it, you tend to best match John McCain.

But he's not the perfect candidate for you, and you may not be sold on him yet.



Obama shares a good number of your views too, so you might want to give him a second look.

It all comes down to which issues matter to you the most.

HEE YES MCCAIN FTW!



You Are An Exclamation Point



You are a bundle of... well, something.

You're often a bundle of joy, passion, or drama.



You're loud, brash, and outgoing. If you think it, you say it.

Definitely not the quiet type, you really don't keep a lot to yourself.



You're lively and inspiring. People love to be around your energy.

(But they do secretly worry that you'll spill their secrets without even realizing it.)



You excel in: Public speaking



You get along best with: the Dash