Today's CREEPY CRAWLY DAY for me!
I missed a dead lizard by ONE inch. YUCK.
I stepped on TWO SNAILS on TWO feet in TWO steps! DOUBLE YUCK.

There's one and two there, I still need a THREE.
Oh I know!

It was THREE o'clock when these yucky things happened. TRIPLE YUCK.

I'm gonna wash my shoes today.
Bits of snail remains are underneath.
When I walk they'll go CRACK-CRACK!
Those are the shells.
Hee.
Yuck.
Yuck.
Yuckier.
Yuckiest!

Poor snails.
But at least they died together.
At least they had a friend to keep them company.
AT LEAST I'VE DONE A GOOD THING.
AT LEAST.

I think i really have to clean my shoes now.
BYE!

The time now's 3.50 pm!